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funny jokes in hindi

Doctor:
Konsa Group Hai Aap Ka??

Larka:
Nadaan Parinday.

Doctor:
Abay Blood Group Ka Pooch Raha Hun,
FaceBook Ki Aulad…;-p

Hahahaha

 

Boss To Salesman:
Customer Ko Kabhi Khali Hath Mat Jany Do,
Agar Kuch Nahi Hai To
Us K Badly Kuch Aur De Do..

Customer:
Toilet Paper Hai?

Salesman:
Wo To Nahi Hai Per
Aap Regmaal Le Jao…;-p 😉

Hahahaha

 

Ek Admi Ny Ishthaar Parha,

“Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Lo”

Wo Adi Us Address per Gaya
Magar Wahan Koi Dukan Nahi Thi..

Admi Ny Wahan Khary Do Larkon Se
Ishthaar K Baary me Pucha..

Un Larkon Ny Gun Nikal Li Aur Kaha:

“Wo Ishthaar Hum Ny Hi Lagaya Tha,
Chal Ab Apna Purana Mobile De Aur
Ja Ker Naya Le”..;-p 😉

Hahahaha

 

funny jokes in hindi

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Me Bheek
Mangne Gaya,.
Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.

Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
De De Baba”
.
Baccha: “Me baba Nahi Beta
Hoon”
.
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De
Beta”
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Baccha: “Mera Naam Pappu Hai”
.
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu beta”
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Baccha: “Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Rathore Hai”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Rathore beta”
.
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Baccha: Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai..:-p 😉

Hahhaha

 

Admi: Beta Tumhari Umar kiya hai?
.
.
Baccha:
ji, Ghar me 14,
.
School me 12
.
Train me 7
.
& FB pe 19 Saal…:-)

 

funny jokes in hindi

Beta On Phone:
Maa Gud News Hai.

Maa: Kya Hua ?

Beta: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.

Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?

.

.

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Beta:
Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli…;-)

 

Boss Gun le ke Gusse me
Office aaya or chillaya:

“Kisne Meri Wife ko Kiss kiya,
Sale ko Jaan se Maar dunga”

Piche se Awaz aayi:
Goliyan Kam Pad jayengi Sir…;-p

 

1st Sharabi:
Ye Tum har Peg ke baad
Jaib se nikaal kar kya dekhte ho?

2nd Sharabi:
Biwi ki photo,
Jab Sundar lagne lagegi to
iska Matlab Chadh gayi hai..;-)

Hahahaha

 

funny jokes in hindi

Husband n Wife fighting in front of their Child.

Wife 2 Husb:
“Tu Saala Kutta”

Husb to Wife:
“Tu Saali Kutti”

Child: Hee.. hee..
Me Saala PUPPY..;-)

 

Before the King goes to war,
.
he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen )
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in the room & gives key to his best friend & says ..
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If I am not back within 4 DAYS
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open the room and she is yours…
.
.
King sits on his horse & hits the road..

Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him..
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He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
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“What’s wrong ?” King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers
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Abay ! cHaaBi kaam Nai Kar Rahi Yaar”.!