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funny jokes in hindi

Water Is So Precious,

So Plz Send Dis Msg To
As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
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“SAVE WATER!

SAVE WATER!

SHARE SHOWER WITH
NEIGHBOUR’S DAUGHTER”… ;-p

Hahahha

 

1 Din Pathan ne Aag Bujhaane k liye
Phoonk maari to uska Paad nikal gaya!

Jab doosri baar Phoonk maari to,
Phir se Paad nikal gaya!

Pathan Ghusse me Ghoomkar Bola:
“Le Tu hi Bujha Le”…;-p

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Pappu:
I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !

Banty:
Then what happenned ?

Pappu:
She Married the “Postman”..:-(

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funny jokes in hindi

Ameer Admi ny Ghareeb Admi se Pucha:

“Batao S*X Mehnat hai Ya phir Mazaa”??

Ghareeb Admi:
“Janab Maza Hi Hoga,
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Mehnat Hoti To Wo Bhi Aap
Hum Hi Se Kerwatay”..;-p 😉

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Jagjeet Singh ga rahe the:

“ye Daulat bhi le lo,
ye shohrat bhi le lo..

Ek Sardar Ny Un k pass ja ker Kaha:

“O G, Me to Aap se ziyada Pareshan hun,
Meri to Aurat bhi le lo”…;-p

 

Agar koi Tumhare paas aye or kahe:

“Tum Bewaqoof Ho”

To koi Lamha zaya mat kerna,
Us ko Gardan se pakerna or kehna:
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Kisi Aur Ko Bataya To
Teri Khair Nahi…;-p

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Nepali Watchman To Maalik:
“Syria Ka Badshah Mar Gaya”

I Switched On To the News Channels
But Found No Such News Anywhere..
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After An Hour I Went to My Garden
And Came to Know What He
Actually Meant,
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“Chirya ka Bachcha Mar Gaya”..;-)

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funny jokes in hindi

Father:
Me Nahi Chahta K Meri Beti
Apni Sari Zindgi Ek Gadhay K Sath Guzary.

Boyfriend:
Bas Uncle, Isi Liye To Me Usy
Yahan Se Le Jany Aya Hun…;-p

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Mom:
Beta, Tu Apne Baal Q nahi katvaata?

Son:
Yo Mom! Its FASHION, you know!
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Mom:
Arrey Wo to Theek hai,
Par Log Teri Behen ko dekhne aate hen,
Aur Tujhe Pasand kar jaate hen…;-p

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Koi cheez Buri nahi hoti Bs waqt ki baat hy.
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Agar brabar waali bike par Khubsurat larki ho to
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Traffic Jam bhi acha Lagta hy..:P

 

A Sequel to Dabangg is
Coming up Starring Emraan Hashmi
and Sunny Leone,,
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Palangg…;-p

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Mobile Ki Dukh Bhari Faryaad..

“Parhty Tum Log Nahi ho,
Aur Gaaliyan Mujhy Parti Hen
Tumhary Maa Baap Se”..;-)

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