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funny jokes in hindi

Bas 2 Minute Ke Liye Me Apna PHONE
Ek Dost K Ghar Par Bhool Aaya tha..!!
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Aisi Feeling Aa Rahi thi..
Jaise Me Apni
Masoom Girlfriend Ko
‘Shakti Kapoor’ Ke Paas Chhod Aaya Hu..:-D ;-p

 

Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-p

The ATM Machine Jammed
(stopped working) because of…
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An Intelligent Girl put
Her Hair Pin in the Machine
when Option was to..
“Enter Your PIN”…:-) ;-D

Hahahaha

 

Ek Larky Ny
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Ek Afriqi Larki Se
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Andheri Raat Me
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Samandar K Kinary
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Romantic Mood Me
Pucha:
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“Janu Kidhar Ho?
Nazar Nahi Aarahin”…;-p

Hahhaha

 

Dedicated to al Girls
who are crazy for zero figure
and Boys who want them as GF…

“Pyar karna h to dil se kro, Haddiyon pe to Kutte Merte hen…;-p

 

funny jokes in hindi

Pappu To Girlfriend:
“Tumhe wo Bangali Ladka Kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Q nai kiya.?
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Girlfriend:
Me Use Mana kese karti?
Mujhe to Bangali bolni hi nahi ati..;-p

Hehehee

 

A Cow said to her Milk Man politely:

Bas Bhi karo na..
Biwi Maike Gayi hai Kiya..;-p 😉

Hahahha

 

Bf Ny Gober Ki Tasveer
PRISMA Ker K
Apni Girlfriend Ko Bheji..

Gf:
Wah Janu Chocolate Cake,
Mujhy Bhi Khilao..;-p

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ENGINEER’s wife :

“How Am I looking today?”
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Engineer: tan c/sin c
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wife: huh?
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Engineer: tan c/sin c
= (sin c/cos c(/sin C
=1/cos c
=sec c…
Naughty ENGINEER..!!

Dimagh Ki Watt Laga Di..;-p

 

The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl,,
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Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne BoyFriend Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho
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Aur Jese Hi Uske “BF” Ki Pic Samne Aye To Uski Mom Kahe
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“Ye Idiot Sa Kaun Hai”…;-p

Hahahha

 

funny jokes in hindi

Ek Murghi Market Gai aur Kaha:
“Ek Anda Dena”

Salesman: Tum Anda Khud Q Nahi Deti??

Mrghi:
Mere Husband ny Kaha Hai,
Janu 7 Rupee k liye
Apna Figure Mat Kharab Kero Tum…;-p

Hahahaha

 

Ek Ladki Interview dene gai..

Boss: Batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hote hain…??

Ladki : Bike !

Boss: Nahi, HOnda Bike 😉
ChAlo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hote hain…??

Ladki : Car !

Boss : Nahi, Toyota Car..;D
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Ladki: Chal ab Tu Mere Sawal ka Jawab de..:@
“Wo konsi cheez hai jo
dikhne me White hai aur Beech mai kaala anda hai..??”
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Boss: hehehe !! Aankh
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Ladki: Nahi Saale,
Teri MAA ki Aankh..;-p

Hahhaha