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funny jokes in hindi

Pati:
Aaj Phir Tum pe Pyaar Aaya Hai.
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Patni:
HiLa Kar So Jaa,
Mujhe Bukhaar Aaya Hai..;-p 😉

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Teri Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Mujhe Ullu,

Wah Wah
Kiya Baat Hai.

Teri Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Mujhe Ullu,

Na Tu Mila Na Tera Pyar Mila,
Mila To Bas “Babaji Ka Thullu”..;-)

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Ek Akalmand Insaan ne Bewakoof se Pucha:

Saari Duniya Tumhe
Bewakoof Q Kehti Hai??
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Niche Kiya Dekh Rahe ho?
Jawab do…;-p 😉

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Aunty:
Beta Mummy Ghar pe hain kya??
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Bacha Sprite Peete Hue:
Aapki SETTING to Papa se hai na,
Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain..;-p

Sidhi Baat No Bakwas..;-)

Oops ToofaNi BaCha ThA..:-0

 

funny jokes in hindi

Doctor:
Kiya Taklif hai?

Patient:
Sote Waqt SaaS ko lene me Taklif Hoti hai.

Doctor:
Aaj se Das Din tak
Sote Waqt SaaS ko Nahi SaaLi ko le k So..;-p

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EK LiTer PeTroL
Aur
EK BoTTLe Beer
Ka SaMe
Rate Ho GaYa Hai

“DoST”

AB FaiSLa AaPKa Hai

JHooM Lo..!
Ya
GHooM Lo…;-p 😉

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ARZ KIYA HAI.
Zara Ghaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo……
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo…
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur Mobile bech
kar Radio lelo..
Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

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Strange But True..
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Duniya Me Her Insaan Ka Alag
Naam HAI..
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Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz
Lagate Hen..
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“Abe Kaminey”
Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat
Kar Dekhte Hen..;-p

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funny jokes in hindi

Kabhi Toot K Bikhro To
Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena…

“Dost”

Hum Thora Bohat
Welding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen…;-p

(,”)/
<)( Switch On ker Choty..

(“,)>
<)( ‘ Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0

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ToDay Iz SaturDay ”

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples
and INSHALLAH
Tommorrow Will be SunDay !

SunDay 🙂

Believe Me It Works..;-)

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Hearty Love:
Piyar kabi na krna Pardesi Se,,
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Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge,
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Pyar krna Hamesha Padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jyenge.

Dekho khuli kya…;-p

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funny jokes in hindi

Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay
Aur Aane Wali Saaton Naslain
Kuttay Hii Rahenge ”

Kutiya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha
Aur Maaike Chali Gayi ….;-p

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2 Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony”

1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat hy,
Ye Larki meri Godi Me Khelti thi.
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2nd: Aap Larki Waale ho?
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1st: Nahi, Me BOSS Hun Iska… ;-> ;-p

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