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funny jokes in hindi

Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha..

Clerk : Kya Hua ???

Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai..

Clerk : To ???

Officer :
Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur
Laundry Bill
11 Lacs Bataya Hai… ;-p 😉

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PURE Vegetarian JOKE..
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HUSBAND:
“DEKHO ME TUMHARE LIYE MULI, GAJAR,
KAKDI, KARELA AUR KELE LAYA HUN”
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BIWI:
“APP KAHIN LAMBE TOUR PE JAA RAHE HO KYA?..;-p

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ArZ KiYa Hai:

MoHaBBat Ke
RaSte Me
HaR WaQt
DaRd MiLeGa..
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Me SocH RaHa Hun is RaSte Pe
Ek HoSPiTaL KhoL Lun,,
KhuB CHaLeGa… ;-p

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funny jokes in hindi

Bhai ko bhai se juda karti hai “GF”

Maa ko bete se juda karti hai “GF”

Pati aur patni me doorie lati hai
“GF”

Gharo me jhagda karati hai “GF”

Insano ko insano se juda karti hai
“GF”

“GF” Matlab “Ghalat Fahmi”….

Jo abhi ap ko huie hai.

Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom aur
Piyari Hoti Hai..;-p 😉

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GiRL: Agar MAUKA MiLa to KYA Tum
Mujhse SHADi kroge?

BOY: Agar MAUKA MiL gaya to
phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he?

MAUKA hi KAAFi he…;-p

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Naraz Baap:
Iss Ladki me aisa kya hai k
Tu Isi Se Shaadi Kerna Chahta Hai?
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Beta:
Dad Ye Bachpan me
Angutha Bohut Acha Choosti thi..;-p

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Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti hun..

“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

 

funny jokes in hindi

Girl Check up k liye gai
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Doctor ki niyat khrab hogai.
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Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
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Girl: Kiss q le rahe ho?
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Dr: Checkup k liye.
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Girl: Breast q daba rahe ho?
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Dr: Breast Cancer check karne ke liye
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Dr Starts Fucking..
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Girl: Kya kar rahe ho?
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Dr: Aids Checkup
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Girl:
Check Kya krna hai Aids ki to Dawayi lene Aai thi..;-p 😉

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Our Government says:
Rs.5 me Khana Milta hai.
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Ye Sunkar Hum Rs.5 le kr
Restaurant
Pohuch gaye…
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Manager ne Roti Sabzi k
5 Airtel Video
dikha diye…
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Mazak ki bhi Hadd hoti hai Yaar…;-p

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Uncle: Kya Karte Ho Beta?

Pappu: Tourist Hun

Uncle: Wow Historical Places Visit Karte Ho?

Pappu: Nahi Uncle FB pe Girls Ki Profile Visit Kerta Hun..;-)

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