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funny jokes in hindi

Kal Ek Aadmi
Sir Muh Lapait ker
Guzar Raha Tha,,
,
,
Logon Ny Bachon Ka
Aghwa Kerny Wala Samajh Ker
Khoob Pitaai Ki..
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Baad Me Pata Chala K
Bechara
,
,
,
,
Shadi K Liye
Facial Kerwa Ker Aaraha Tha.. ;-p 😉

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Boy To PTCL Customer Service Center:
Net Nahi Chal Raha.

Service Center:
Let Me Check in System,
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5 Min Later..
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Sorry Sir, We Can’t Check your Details.

Boy:
Per Kiyun ??

Service Center:
Hamara Khud Ka NET Nahi Chal Raha…;-p

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Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,
,
Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai,
Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi..
.
Chor ne Button dabaya,
Alarm Baj gya,
Police aa gai,
Chor Bola: “Aaj se Mera Insaniyat se Bharosa Uth gya..;-) ;-p

 

funny jokes in hindi

Ek Ladki ne Apni Kutiya se Pucha:
“Tumhare Itne sare Bachhe Q hote hen??
?
Kutiya Boli:
Behan Kapde Utar kar
Road pe Ghumo,
Pata chal jayega.. ;-p

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At Police Station:

Lady: Sir Me lut gai barbaad ho gai.
Inspector: Q kya hua Madam ?
Lady: Mere sare Gehne chori ho gaye.
Inspector: kese? kahan rakhe the Gehne?
Lady: Me Pehen ker soi thi.
Inspector: Phir Chori kese huye?
Lady: Wo Aadmi Mere sare Gehne Utharke le gaya.
Inspector: Kyaa? Phir Aapne Usko Pakda Q nahi?
Lady: “Mujhe kya pata tha K Wo
Gehne Churane ke liye Utaar raha hai”…;-)

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Khushi: “Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho,
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Darr: “Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho,
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Khauf: “Jab Dono Pregnant Hon,
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Haadsa: “Jab Pata Chale K,,
Aap Dono Ke Papa Nahi Ho.. ;-p

 

MUSAFIR:” Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge..
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BACHA:” Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To??
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MUSAFIR:” Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga..
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Bacha lassi le aaya.
Musafir Ne 2 Lote Lassi Peeney K Baad
Bache Se Pucha:
” Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nhi Pita?”
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BACHA:” Pite To Sab Hen..
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha,
aur Usi me Mar gaya tha..
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Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin Par De Mara..
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Bacha Rote Huye Bola:
” Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya,,
,
Ab Hum Potty karne kya lekar jayenge ?…;-p

Hahaha

 

funny jokes in hindi

Dukandar to Lady:
Ji Behan, Kesa Suit Dikhaun Aap ko??
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Lady:
Aisa k Jise Dekhty hi
Padosan k
Tan-Badan me Aag Lag Jaye .;-)

 

Mujhe To News Wali Aunty Se
Darr Lagta Hai…
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Wo Kahti Hai:
“Jo Sab Chhupate Hen,
Wo Hum Dikhate Hen. 😉

Tauba-Tauba ..;-p

 

WoH Mujh Se MiL Kar ROyA Itna K,
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“Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ker
Meri HASi Nikal Gai”..;-p

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