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Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
Shopkeeper: A4?
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar! Dimag kyo chaat raha hai

 

Santa: beta tumhaare Resulat ka kya hua?
Pappu: paapa 99%
Santa: Shocked!
Santa: par tumhare report card mein to 35% likha hua hai.
Pappu: paapa baaki 64% subsidies me aaega……clean papu jokes

best jokes in hindi

best jokes in hindi

 

 

Teacher: 1 bike pe kitane adami baith sakate hain?
Pappu: 13 men.
teechar: vo kaise?
Pappu: 1 chaalak aur 2 chhakke!………clean papu jokes

 

Yahoooooo…….!
Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …: | clean funny jokes

 

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

 

mard mirch ki tarah tikha aur tej hota hai
Magar mirch kitne bhi tej kyo na ho-aurat uska
achar dal deti hai

 

Judge-tumhara jurm saabit ho chuka hai kal tumko phasi par
latkaya jayega
Santa-Sir, lekin utara kaab jayega..Dukan bhi to kholni hai

 

Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.”
When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.

 

A fat woman is waiting for a bus at a bus stop.
How do you describe this is one word?
TiTU : MOTIVATING!

 

Teacher: What will happen if the 3rd World War takes place?
Student: We will have one more chapter in our history book!

 

Court Order !!
U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

 

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya hai:

 

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

 

best jokes in hindi